Welcome to Courtroom Records

The Official Music Archive of Judge Fable Pet Court

Every song is inspired by real courtroom cases, questionable testimony,
missing snacks, and the occasional tennis-ball conspiracy.


Press play and enjoy the evidence.

Song Library

The trash can never saw it coming. A meaty masterpiece of chaos, crumbs, and one bulldog’s quest for forbidden meatballs.

He started as a frightened witness. He ended as a five-star host. A heartwarming tale of friendship, fear, and an unauthorized spider Airbnb.

A chart-topping collection of shredded cushions, dramatic denials, and enough stuffing to recreate a small snowstorm.

A daring daylight heist involving a single french fry, questionable judgment, and absolutely no escape plan.