Judge Fable Pet Court
The internet’s most respected dog judge. According to Judge Fable.
Recommended by 9 out of 10 dogs.
The tenth was the defendant.
Meet Judge Fable
Judge Fable, our golden retriever judge, presides over hilarious pet court cases where stolen snacks, shredded couches, and suspicious zoomies are brought before the court. Every case is reviewed, every witness is heard, and every verdict comes with a healthy dose of laughter.
Photos. Witnesses. Questionable alibis.
Justice served. Biscuits deserved.
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Meet the Jury
The same twelve jurors have served every case in Judge Fable Pet Court. They review every piece of evidence, especially if it smells like bacon.
The Honorable Jury
Banshee the Beagle Can smell hidden snacks from three rooms away.
Gumbo the Pit Bull Takes courtroom naps very seriously.
Daphne the Poodle Believes verdicts should include a fashion consult.
Slush the Husky Votes with her heart. Occasionally argues with herself.
Riddle the Red Heeler Has a follow-up question for every question.
Lumpy the Bulldog Thinks every crime deserves a stern look.
Bitsy the Rottweiler Head of security when Bailiff Rex is on break.
Serena the Labrador Wants everyone to share the tennis balls.
Loofah the Bichon Frise Frequently distracted by squirrels outside.
Taco the Chihuahua Objects to literally everything.
Spanx the Dachshund Suspicious of most evidence.
Rogue the Blue Heeler Never met a mystery he couldn’t complicate.
Judge Fable reduced my sentence from six months without squeaky toys to a simple belly-rub probation.
Winston the Labrador
I cannot recommend Judge Fable highly enough. My attorney has advised me to stop talking now.
Murphy the Boxer
I was clearly framed for stealing the sandwich. Judge Fable listened to my side of the story.
Bella the Beagle
Judge Fable treated me with dignity and respect, even after reviewing the security footage.
Penny the Shih Tzu
Judge Fable listened to every excuse I had. He rejected all of them, but he listened.
Lola the Dachshund
The court was fair, the jury was kind, and Bailiff Rex only scared me a little.
Archie the Corgi